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There's nothing sexy about scotch tape
It provides a function
Been around for ages
Gotten better over time
The matte finish less sticky than
ever before
Despite the chemical smell
it's a tried and true product
From Scotland I presume
Though that could be a misnomer
Like buying it in bulk
At the big box store
48 rolls
Won't buy it again for 10 years
Not sexy
No way
Functional to the max
That's kinda Hot
Been around for ages
Gotten better over time
The matte finish less sticky than
ever before
Despite the chemical smell
it's a tried and true product
From Scotland I presume
Though that could be a misnomer
Like buying it in bulk
At the big box store
48 rolls
Won't buy it again for 10 years
Not sexy
No way
Functional to the max
That's kinda Hot
Published 14th Jan 2015
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14th Jan 2015 10:03pm
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Anonymous
14th Jan 2015 10:04pm
sometimes functional is hot. sometimes you don't need a bunch of bells and whistles. you just need something to get the job done. scotch tape.
cheers! :)
cheers! :)
14th Jan 2015 10:05pm
14th Jan 2015 10:04pm
Anonymous
14th Jan 2015 10:07pm
are you telling me i have good taste in poets? because if you are, i agree.
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14th Jan 2015 11:01pm
The use of the term Scotch in the name was a pejorative meaning "stingy" in the 1920s and 1930s. The brand name Scotch came about around 1925 while Richard Drew was testing his first masking tape to determine how much adhesive he needed to add. The body shop painter became frustrated with the sample masking tape and exclaimed, "Take this tape back to those Scotch bosses of yours and tell them to put more adhesive on it!"
14th Jan 2015 11:22pm
I somehow knew their was a stingy element to the tape making, but didn't want to get into that part
Thanks for the overview Hard
Thanks for the overview Hard
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Anonymous
15th Jan 2015 00:45am
and now you're a star.
15th Jan 2015 00:51am
Anonymous
15th Jan 2015 00:56am
i'm a genius. what can i say?
15th Jan 2015 1:19am
15th Jan 2015 3:18am
I like this. "Functional to the max, that's kinda hot."
You know,it sure as hell is.
You know,it sure as hell is.
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