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The Types of Men

Loud ones, proud ones, honest well endowed ones
Lazy ones, crazy ones, drug induced hazy ones
Dozed ones, closed ones, vain and strike a pose ones
Fine ones, benign ones, scared without a spine ones
Keen ones, lean ones, the nasty and the mean ones
Funny ones, honey ones, loads and loads of money ones
Bony ones, moany ones, the lying and phoney ones
Twat ones, rat ones, mummy’s little brat ones
Dude ones, shrewd ones, some who’ve come unglued ones
Drunk ones, punk ones, smelling like a skunk ones
Racy ones  pacy ones, hippie type and spacey ones
Lewd ones, crude ones, always in the mood ones
Cosy ones, nosey ones, petrol station rosy ones
Sleepy ones, weepy ones, the slimy and creepy ones
Hunky ones, monkey ones, getting down and funky ones
Skanky ones, lanky ones, up to hanky panky ones
Scary ones , wary ones, eyebrow bushy hairy ones
Fatty ones, batty ones, Drinking Costa latte ones
Sneezy ones, greasy ones, starry eyed and sleazy ones
Screw it ones, do it ones, had their chance and Blew it ones
Sweet ones, repeat ones, easy to delete ones
Horny ones, corny ones, downloading porny ones
Jelly ones, smelly ones, overhanging belly ones
Frumpy ones, lumpy ones, the kind that’s gonna dump ye ones


I thank god that I am not as other men
Written by David_Macleod (14397816)
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