It’s All About Dick

 WW1 the war to end all wars
strangely didn’t end all wars
WW2 ‘Let’s go round again.’
A chance to play in the mud
with our new boys toys.
an H-bomb to shorten the war
certainly shortened it for 140,000
Japanese men, women and children.
Melting innocents apparently modifies attitudes.
But war continues still to this day.
Man is a war like species.
Man just enjoys war and invasion.
If we didn’t really like it
we wouldn’t ever do it.
We give medals to psychopaths
and execute the scared and bewildered.
There is no actual human logic for war.
However there is serious money to be made
and masses of natural resources to steal.
Yet none of these are enough to induce slaughter
So clearly, it must be something else.

It’s all about DICK!
Missiles are shaped like dicks.
Rockets are shaped like dicks.
Cannons are shaped like dicks.
Bullets are shaped like dicks.
Tanks have big dicks on top
supported by caterpillar treaded balls.
Rifles are size concerned dicks
bayonets fixed for extra length.
Battleships have extra large dicks
and huge circumcised dick shells.
War is all about dick envy,
fearing that our enemies
might have bigger dicks.
It affects all men
because all men are dicks.
Wars are started by dicks.
Wars are funded by dicks.
Wars are run by dicks
who are happy to fill
condom like body bags,
Just to prove a fuckin point
What a bunch of dicks