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ho and ho

Ho, ho
Ho, ho and ho; the last ho was not a ho
Ho, ho and ho; the ho last was not a “ho”
Santa Claus is old and has been so for a long
Time, he has a yearly facelift in Argentina.
He lives in the mountain range of Andes where
The old junta had their summer villas but this
Totally beside the point as the military had their
Own Santa Claus, a retired General.
The military Santa had a strange sense of fun
Union leaders got to ride in a sledge, but had to
Jump into the sea at the coast of Peru.
Some made it ashore only to be caught by CIA
Agents and given more water.  Meanwhile,
The civilian Santa had to traverse the world and
Send Chinese- made toys down chimneys,
And like the smiling pope, ask people to be happy.
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