"My Encounter with a Spiritual Being." Redux

I've shook hands with, "Yeshua," (Jesus),
and sat down to hear about the things that
He spoke of and it's true, His words were
kind and gentle but the things that He spoke
of were concise and to adhere to, not simple
 
He talked about purity of heart and cleaning-up
your act as a start...

Said that one should get rid of all impurities
and to live a life of simplicity and yea by the
way, "You could no longer do what you wanted to,
for yours would become a life that's lived at a
more austere pace, filled with a different purpose
and no pride
 
The gist sounded cool and reasonable enough
because all of the things that He taught were
decent things to strive for in this life

Things that were noble and self-reciprocating
so that you would be repaid even if you fully
gave yourself away
 
So I pondered and I mulled and there was a little
while where I had a sleepless night or two;
But in the end I could not relent from the things
that I really liked to do

Like giving myself to to much wine; "Dionysus,"
has my back on that one  

And endless days and nights of raunchy sex; hey,
that's where I got my pen-name from, the God of
sex himself: horny Pan

Blood-lust cause I enjoy watching, "U.F.C," as they  
beat each other to a pulp and not to mention if
someone draws first-blood, I'm definitely not
turning the other cheek; "Fuck No, that bitch is  
getting beat,"
 
And not to mention sundry other things, that He
calls, "Sins," but I don't really think about that way

And un-paralleling reasons between He and I that
don't make our lives, "Fung-shui,"
 
So I just shook His hand and said, "Have a ,Blessed
Be, day,"

And He turned and disappeared, as clear as day