"Ummh, Hi; I'm a Sexaholic."

I'm a big Fucking Slut;

That's right; I'm a Freak
who likes to Fuck

Have jumped through a
window a time or two with
my cock still hard; but never
even wasted a drop...

Fuck No; I pulled-out, stuck
it in her mouth, until all the
spunk was washed off and
she was coughing and gagging
and I, "Oh, so Proud,"

One of the best places I enjoyed
doing it the most, was in the
church parking lot with my ass
towards the cross and my nuts
swinging back and forth

Although I think the big man may
have gotten me one better; because
it was cold as shit, in the middle of
December: I was drunk as fuck
and didn't realize it was as cold
as it was because my dumb-ass
didn't roll up the window

That cold chill can really suck,
blowing on your chode

Another fond memory was on the
beach with no blanket; nuts were
chaffed as Hades the next day from
the sand that against them felt like,
"Hmmh, sandpaper,"

The shit I've done; the risks I've taken
to cum; but Fuck, it's all in fun

The hot tub, hititting her in the ass
while the jets against her clit, blasts:
that's one orgasm she had that made
her want to know what else I could do
for her next