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Dealing With This Shit
"Two-thirty in the morning as a brick flies through my glass door
Making me drop my drink on the living room floor,
"A female voice cursing loud outside
Followed by screeching wheels of somebody's ride,
"Maybe it's the girl named Debbie
The bitch was always crazy about me,
"Or skinny-ass Lorraine
Had to let her go, because she was on that cocaine,
"Could be sexy-ass KeKe
That bitch always wanted to be up under me,
"Or that freak Carla
Who would do anything for a dolla,
"Is it big booty Brenda
Who lost her mind when she caught me fucking her mom Linda,
"Or that dike bitch Renee
Who blames me for turning her gay,
"Maybe it's teasing-ass Gina
Because I forced-fucked her at the roller skate arena,
"Could be her sister Nicole
Who end up getting two-hundred stitches in her asshole,
"Constantly changing my number every other week
Because like a fool I be giving it to these freaks,
"Just too many bitches who learned a dick hard lesson
Now these bitches got my mama stressin,
Telephone Rings
(CS) "Hello?"
(Mom) "Hello my ass motherfucka! CS I don't know what the hell
you doing. But them hoes you fucking with are
constantly calling my house. Asking questions where
you at? And playing on my phone!"
(CS) "I'm sorry mama".
(Mom) "You will be if you don't handle those funky bitches! Why
you give em' my number anyway? Don't you have your own
phone? I know you payed the bill motherfucka!"
(CS) "Yes mama. I'll handle the situation".
(Mom) "You better, before I have to stump out what little brains
those bitches have left. And break my foot off in your
narrow ass!"
(CS) "Yes mama".
(Mom) "Alright now mama still loves you. Bye".
(Click)
"Rolling down the dark streets, gun under my feet
While a bag of weed is on the backseat,
"The crazy bitch is still on my mind
Because she's like a sore pimple on my behind,
"Could be crossed-eyed Sharon
Who know I fucked other women, but don't be caring, (Yeah right)
"Or monkey-ass Lisa
Still mad as fuck with me, because I overcharged her Visa,
"Maybe police officer Marian
That's upset that I pistol whipped her man,
"Probably big clit Margret
The shit we did on video she'll forever regret it,
"Was it nasty-ass Grace
Because I made her home-girl piss in her face,
"Whatever bitch it is they need to quit
Because I'm tired as fuck dealing with this shit!"
Making me drop my drink on the living room floor,
"A female voice cursing loud outside
Followed by screeching wheels of somebody's ride,
"Maybe it's the girl named Debbie
The bitch was always crazy about me,
"Or skinny-ass Lorraine
Had to let her go, because she was on that cocaine,
"Could be sexy-ass KeKe
That bitch always wanted to be up under me,
"Or that freak Carla
Who would do anything for a dolla,
"Is it big booty Brenda
Who lost her mind when she caught me fucking her mom Linda,
"Or that dike bitch Renee
Who blames me for turning her gay,
"Maybe it's teasing-ass Gina
Because I forced-fucked her at the roller skate arena,
"Could be her sister Nicole
Who end up getting two-hundred stitches in her asshole,
"Constantly changing my number every other week
Because like a fool I be giving it to these freaks,
"Just too many bitches who learned a dick hard lesson
Now these bitches got my mama stressin,
Telephone Rings
(CS) "Hello?"
(Mom) "Hello my ass motherfucka! CS I don't know what the hell
you doing. But them hoes you fucking with are
constantly calling my house. Asking questions where
you at? And playing on my phone!"
(CS) "I'm sorry mama".
(Mom) "You will be if you don't handle those funky bitches! Why
you give em' my number anyway? Don't you have your own
phone? I know you payed the bill motherfucka!"
(CS) "Yes mama. I'll handle the situation".
(Mom) "You better, before I have to stump out what little brains
those bitches have left. And break my foot off in your
narrow ass!"
(CS) "Yes mama".
(Mom) "Alright now mama still loves you. Bye".
(Click)
"Rolling down the dark streets, gun under my feet
While a bag of weed is on the backseat,
"The crazy bitch is still on my mind
Because she's like a sore pimple on my behind,
"Could be crossed-eyed Sharon
Who know I fucked other women, but don't be caring, (Yeah right)
"Or monkey-ass Lisa
Still mad as fuck with me, because I overcharged her Visa,
"Maybe police officer Marian
That's upset that I pistol whipped her man,
"Probably big clit Margret
The shit we did on video she'll forever regret it,
"Was it nasty-ass Grace
Because I made her home-girl piss in her face,
"Whatever bitch it is they need to quit
Because I'm tired as fuck dealing with this shit!"
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