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Masturbator (an exercise in alphabet)
A Arbitrarily
B beating
C cock-
D desperate
E ecstasy-
F fervently
G generating
H heightened
I intensity-
J JERK-OFF
K KING!!!
L letting
M my
N never-ending
O omnipotent
P penis
Q quickly
R release
S sexual
T tension-
U unleashing
V Vesuvius-
W Whoah!!!
X -XXX-
Y youthful
Z Zen
B beating
C cock-
D desperate
E ecstasy-
F fervently
G generating
H heightened
I intensity-
J JERK-OFF
K KING!!!
L letting
M my
N never-ending
O omnipotent
P penis
Q quickly
R release
S sexual
T tension-
U unleashing
V Vesuvius-
W Whoah!!!
X -XXX-
Y youthful
Z Zen
Published 13th Dec 2014
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13th Dec 2014 8:48am
9th Mar 2015 1:11am
13th Dec 2014 4:40pm
Good we have 26 letters to come to an end in good time :-). You didn't learn that at school???
6th Mar 2015 8:47am
No, Miss chi, I had a private tutor, her name was Rosie Palmer, and would train me after school. On Tuesdays and Thursdays my biology teacher taught me other linguistic techniques, but that seemed to benefit her more than I, until later in life.
20th Aug 2015 5:35pm
Excellent. The rhythm of one word lines and the change in speed in places really embodies the sort of erratic rhythm of the act itself. Interesting piece.
7th Mar 2018 10:20am
VERY nice
young kids will mug it
and by the time they've finished
they will cumm smoothly and bless thee
alaphabator you replace all
masturbator
young kids will mug it
and by the time they've finished
they will cumm smoothly and bless thee
alaphabator you replace all
masturbator
30th Apr 2018 1:46am
compose one for
exclusively ladies
they'd love it
many r becoming lesbians
all know it
as each knows
where and when
to do what
men ejaculate
and simply
fuck off
exclusively ladies
they'd love it
many r becoming lesbians
all know it
as each knows
where and when
to do what
men ejaculate
and simply
fuck off
20th May 2018 10:06am
