Me and my cowgirl boots

something inside of me
heats up, stirs and boils
my blood

thinking about that cunt
that took you from me
you and I, we were a team

now all I want for christmas
is revenge, revenge on the
twat that carried you away

revenge isn't the only thing I
want, I want a nail gun and
a saw too

because when I see that corncob
again, I'm gonna cut her feet
off and nail them to the wall

then you and I can be together
again, like we used to be
skin to leather

maybe the evil dusty bitch
that lives inside me will
send her slippers