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POOR SHIA LABEOUF
Poor Shia!
Poor Shia!
Violated by a horny chica
“Won’t nobody believe ya?”
That a woman did a quickie
With little Sam Witwicky
Ripping off your jeans
Before you could scream
“Someone help me please!”
And when she got done
You became a fun of pun
And now they call poor Shia
Nothing but a little “Lia“!
Poor Shia!
Violated by a horny chica
“Won’t nobody believe ya?”
That a woman did a quickie
With little Sam Witwicky
Ripping off your jeans
Before you could scream
“Someone help me please!”
And when she got done
You became a fun of pun
And now they call poor Shia
Nothing but a little “Lia“!
Published 1st Dec 2014
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1st Dec 2014 6:40pm
You've got a good sense of humor...makes me laugh and relax after a long drive.
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2nd Dec 2014 5:43am
Thank you for complementing my silly nonsense.
I pondered whether to post this. But considering that sexual assault is indeed a horrible crime, I find it repugnant that anyone would make such a claim for self-promotion. Such narcissistic behavior as Shia's, is deserving of all the ridicule the world has to offer.
I hope the weather cooperated for your trip.
I pondered whether to post this. But considering that sexual assault is indeed a horrible crime, I find it repugnant that anyone would make such a claim for self-promotion. Such narcissistic behavior as Shia's, is deserving of all the ridicule the world has to offer.
I hope the weather cooperated for your trip.
2nd Dec 2014 5:49am
The weather was nice except there was heavy traffic along I-81 from Roanoke to Winchester because of a car accident and farther down there was a big rig blocking the lane.
