NUMBER 1

YOU’RE NUMBER 1 FOR ME
ON MY MURDER LIST THAT IS
ALL THE OTHER PRICKS AND BITCHES
OVER THE YEARS HAVE COME AND GONE
THROUGH MY LIFE ON AND OFF MY LIST
BUT NOT YOU YOU’RE STILL THERE
RIGHT AT THE TOP WHERE YOU BELONG
IN FACT AT THE MOMENT YOU ARE MY LIST
THERE’S NO-ONE ELSE ON IT BUT YOU
IF I HAD A GUN AND LUCKY I DON’T
I’D SHOOT YOU RIGHT THROUGH THE EYE
AND IF THERE WAS ANYTHING LEFT
OF YOUR COCK-SURE CURLY ARROGANT HEAD
I’D SHOOT YOU THROUGH THE OTHER EYE TOO
JUST TO BE SURE TO BE SURE
YEAH IT’S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER
THAT CUTE LITTLE GIRL YOU STOLE
WITH THOSE BIG MEATY PAWS OF YOURS
YEAH IT’S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE REST
ALL THOSE TIMES YOU ‘BORROWED’ MY CLOTHES
THEN LEFT THEM IN A HEAP ON THE FLOOR
AS YOU’VE PROBABLY DONE WITH EVERYTHING
AND EVERYONE IN YOUR PATHETIC SELF-CENTRED LIFE
YEAH IT’S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH BEATING ME UP
THAT TIME I WAS TOO WASTED TO DEFEND MYSELF
SO SMOOTH AND COOL WITH YOUR GIFT OF THE GAB
AND YOUR CAREFULLY CRAFTED DOWN TO EARTH IMAGE
YEAH I’D SHOOT YOU AND THINK NOTHING OF IT
NO REMORSE YOU’RE NOT WORTH IT
NOTHING BUT SCUM NO LOSS AT ALL
I WOULDN’T LOSE A WINK OVER THAT LITTLE ACT
HELL I’D SLEEP BETTER THAN EVER
WITH YOU OFF MY LIST