The Tale. [Masturbation comp entry.]

 
The crow pecked at the soft bit 
of a fragile, innocent mind -
for a sixpence or some other shiny
though he swears that he was kind 

and that crow controlled her actions 
as she stopped searching for Romeo
"Masturbate." He croaked, her obedient lips met the pillow
and she began forgetting everything due to the crow.

She forgot to go to the ball
where she would have met her star-crossed prince
and has been pumping her thighs
at the sides ever since.

Mother never entered
and matron never tried
after she caught Juliet spread-eagled
messing with her insides.

It came to Juliet's attention
when the crow flew away
that she really had nothing to show
for pleasuring herself all day.