Reasons to Live a Good Life

If you are a quality human
Your reward in the afterlife
is to return to earth
As a dog

But not just any dog
A dog with a good owner
That's the key

You'll get unconditional love
You won't have to work
A coat in winter
And most of the bed

Think about it
It's a good gig
Live a virtuous life now
Return as an awesome 4 legger