Well.... Answer Me Dammit!!!

Ok...
SO let me get this right....

You asked me out
simple dinner nothing complicated

I agreed

Then you wanna take me to the river to watch the stars...
It was a bit chilly yet...

I went anyway


You wanna kiss me...
So I give you my cheek

You wanna take me to your house

and I tell you
It's getting late

You drive around town trying to persuade me

I start getting pissed

You stop at your house anyway
you give me some lame excuse

Im seeing red now

You claim you have to pee
and come out your bathroom
NO shirt... NO pants and a dumb ass smile

I am beyond being civil now

You approach me....

I kick you in the BALLS!!!!!
You fall on the ground
and I keep asking you
"WHAT THE FUCK DIDNT YOU UNDERSTAND?"
"DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TAKE ME THE FUCK HOME MEANS?"

Well.... answer me Dammit!!!!!!!!
Oh... Sorry, I forgot how hard
it is to talk with your balls
stuck in your throat...

Damn... Im GLAD I have cab fare....