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Why The British Empire Still Produces Rain

In 1776 we broke away from the empire
a cascade of upstarts it did portend
take heart in knowing we still aren't free
for the spell's duration laughs at time passage

Started when watching a hot bird
jaw dropping seams of hosiery black
Paul said he wanted a "temporary secretary"
but how to let go of something so good?

Lips that suggest a warm stimulation
not soon to be forgotten
let daylight surrender to night
just don't render this vixen useless of oral superiority

Top it off with the most alluring red outfit
and the case is closed wide shut
the empire may have set
but a UK bird will always make the Yankee rise!
Written by JAZZMANOR
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