Father, let me pay my penance
"Forgive me, Father; for I have sinned. It has been seven years since my last confession, I accuse myself of the following sins"
"What are your sins, my son"
"I am a cocaine addict.. I had my nose buried in priorities.. for a line of the Columbian fine.. I forced a Mormon preacher to snort cocaine at gun-point.. He didn't leave my home for three months"
"I burned down the home of my ex-fiancee's Uncle."
"I murdered the innocent on active du.."