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JINGLE BALLS HIS DUMB BALLS

JINGLE BALLS HIS DUMB BALLS


..AS ALWAYS  

WHERE LADIES AWAIT A QUICKER ORGASM
YOU MAKE THEM WAIT
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAR LONGER
YOUR SPERMS HAVE A  VAST DISTANCE TO COVER  

OH I ONLY THIS WONDER
FROM YOUR POETRY I PONDER.

HAVING SEEN THE THICKNESS OF UR POETRY
I THOUGHT YOU HAVE A PERPETUALLY
SWOLLEN PENIS
AND LA LIE LOW
YOU HAVE ALREADY SAID IT

WHATS MORE
YOUR LENGTH IS LONGER THAN OTHERS
FOR SURE
BUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU TAKE MORE

TO EJACULATE  IF YOU REALLY DOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOME GALSSSS SHOULD HAVE A TAKE

YOUR POETRY IS LIKE PERPETUAL INFLATION
IN THE VALLEYS OF DEEPER DEPTHS AND COMMOTION
WHERE LADIES AWAIT A QUICKER ORGASM

YOU MAKE THEM WAIT FAR LONGER
YOUR SPERMS HAVE A DISTANCE TO COVER  

OH I ONLY THIS WONDER
FROM YOUR POETRY I
CONTINUEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO PONDER....



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