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Lil' Red is 'Hood'
"It was, Once upon a Fairytale...
uh ha that's just what I said..."
There lived one bad lil' mama
and they called her Red
Hard on the bullshit, always tryna be good
faithfully, each day she patrolled her hood
She was one bad ass...
with a stare that said, "I wish you would..."
One day...as she was chillin'
wit her homies outside in the woods
She gad gotten a call from Grandma,
asking her to drop by if she could
Now Red, always looked out for her Grandma
because she had lots of trouble getting around
besides that, everyone knew about this neer-do-well
a 'wolf' who was new in town, he was dressed
in 'cheap clothing' to her that made him a clown
So it went that the next day Red...
(who always wore that color, her favorite by the way)
Started off to grandma's in spite of (dire warnings)
her chosen path, never did she sway...
N' It happened that she came across this 'Wolf'
who decided he'd try, and feed his lustful hunger
But lil' Red wasn't having any of that!
Instantly, she decked him with a pipe
in one swipe, she bashed his head in
and then planted him six feet under...
Then she began, n' cleaned up the mess,
a situation she had to address but
sadly, she ruined her pretty red dress
still, she made her way on to grandma's
to visit her, and wouldn't you guess?
It was all a rouse to lead her into a trap
apparently grandma was in cahoots with the Wolf!)
Surprised n' angry, she thought...that sorry sap...!
That caused Red to go ballistic, n'
she whipped out her gun, dad had gifted...
It took about five rounds from her nine,
before grandma hit the ground, dropped...
Red stopped... as she heard a familiar screaming sound...
Turns out the 'Grandma' she shot?
wasn't really her afterall!
She found her real grandma
tied up in a closet, right down the hall!
The moral...
Of this sweet, and loving fairytale?
Quit simply is...
Everyone knows that Red
had to be a real badass
if when she thought grandma
had turned on her? Even SHE got the biz!
GOODNIGHT SWEET KIDDIES, AND SLEEP TIGHT! L.O.L.
uh ha that's just what I said..."
There lived one bad lil' mama
and they called her Red
Hard on the bullshit, always tryna be good
faithfully, each day she patrolled her hood
She was one bad ass...
with a stare that said, "I wish you would..."
One day...as she was chillin'
wit her homies outside in the woods
She gad gotten a call from Grandma,
asking her to drop by if she could
Now Red, always looked out for her Grandma
because she had lots of trouble getting around
besides that, everyone knew about this neer-do-well
a 'wolf' who was new in town, he was dressed
in 'cheap clothing' to her that made him a clown
So it went that the next day Red...
(who always wore that color, her favorite by the way)
Started off to grandma's in spite of (dire warnings)
her chosen path, never did she sway...
N' It happened that she came across this 'Wolf'
who decided he'd try, and feed his lustful hunger
But lil' Red wasn't having any of that!
Instantly, she decked him with a pipe
in one swipe, she bashed his head in
and then planted him six feet under...
Then she began, n' cleaned up the mess,
a situation she had to address but
sadly, she ruined her pretty red dress
still, she made her way on to grandma's
to visit her, and wouldn't you guess?
It was all a rouse to lead her into a trap
apparently grandma was in cahoots with the Wolf!)
Surprised n' angry, she thought...that sorry sap...!
That caused Red to go ballistic, n'
she whipped out her gun, dad had gifted...
It took about five rounds from her nine,
before grandma hit the ground, dropped...
Red stopped... as she heard a familiar screaming sound...
Turns out the 'Grandma' she shot?
wasn't really her afterall!
She found her real grandma
tied up in a closet, right down the hall!
The moral...
Of this sweet, and loving fairytale?
Quit simply is...
Everyone knows that Red
had to be a real badass
if when she thought grandma
had turned on her? Even SHE got the biz!
GOODNIGHT SWEET KIDDIES, AND SLEEP TIGHT! L.O.L.
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