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Women and their Pocketbooks

My wife is always complaining
About not having pockets in her clothes
To store everyday stuff we carry
In the course of the day

I don't have this issue
Because I wear cargo pants
Keys, wallet, money, glasses
Stored nicely in my many pockets

She has cargo pants
But they are form fitting
And while they are fine
For making her ass look good
They aren't good for gear storage

I have other issues
None of which include gear storage
My ass looks just fine in clothes
And if you want me to carry your keys
Just ask ....

Am I being unreasonable ?
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