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chivalry (i'm a giver)
it's always a girl with a yeast infection
who loves you in spite of being a vampire
drain every drop of her blood
after gettin her monistat 7
on that anniversary
the dischord
since umbulical break
e harmony with a urinary tract infection
christian mingle
kicked your boy off
for a fliipin off a cross tatt
rehab only works when you ain't winning
the flash never lives up to the bang
30 rounds through a riot shield
can't compare to her mother takin a shit
with the door open
when stranded on a desert island
dying of malnutrition
i'll finger feed chica
let her digest all the mosquitoes that bite me i can catch
i'll eat the only fish
and have her blow me for protein
so we both can survive
who loves you in spite of being a vampire
drain every drop of her blood
after gettin her monistat 7
on that anniversary
the dischord
since umbulical break
e harmony with a urinary tract infection
christian mingle
kicked your boy off
for a fliipin off a cross tatt
rehab only works when you ain't winning
the flash never lives up to the bang
30 rounds through a riot shield
can't compare to her mother takin a shit
with the door open
when stranded on a desert island
dying of malnutrition
i'll finger feed chica
let her digest all the mosquitoes that bite me i can catch
i'll eat the only fish
and have her blow me for protein
so we both can survive
Published 28th Aug 2014
| Edited 1st Sep 2014
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28th Aug 2014 6:53am
28th Aug 2014 11:54pm
I absolutely believe we are cut from the same cord Jr. I so get this 100% you should start a rag about chivalry and use this for a prime example ill enter after my ban is up which is in like 6 or 7 days "D !!!
fucking off the chain bro truly sublime.
always
Jackie Xx
fucking off the chain bro truly sublime.
always
Jackie Xx
31st Aug 2014 5:06pm
This is amazing, John with images that burn on the brain. Great lines throughout with the last stanza especially kicking ass. Awesome. Keep it rocking !!!
7th Sep 2014 9:43am
26th Sep 2014 12:58pm
so we both can survive
The last line is so often the crashing wave. This had me laughing hard, man.
The last line is so often the crashing wave. This had me laughing hard, man.
