The Famous Frankenstein

Do not fret, don't be alarmed,
A monster you are not.
Unlike the famous Frankenstein,
Your patchwork' s smokin' hot!

Your maker who created you,
Was in his heart a winner.
Unlike the famous Frankenstein,
Your parts are saint not sinner.

With odds and ends and bits and bobs,
Treasure, scraps and junk.
Unlike the famous Frankenstein,
You're Britain's next top hunk!

With a women waiting back at home,
You will always be together.
Unlike the famous Frankenstein,
You've found love to last forever.