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three ways a motherfucker
there are three ways to go when the blokes fuck up at work
usually by spending money that we won’t get back
and in this game
a team of dozers and dumptrucks
can piss thousands by the hour
first way is gutless;
just say nothing
or maybe sneer some caustic comments
and be an arsehole for a few days
make lives hard without saying it straight
weak
next way
old school
feels good and will kill you
is to just lose your shit
throw things
fire someone
get right up every cunt
make even the cleaner shake in her fucking boots
both those ways been tried and done
and never met a man who respected either one
the last way is cruellest;
sit ‘em down and start talking
work at it
tell ‘em you’re disappointed
tell ‘em you thought you had a good crew
tell ‘em what it makes you feel
be the let-down father figure
that’s the one that hurts
played that card today
"we all look like cunts right now"
"we get paid to do the job right"
"any fool off the fucking street could balls it up like we just did"
promised them I’d wear the heat from higher up
but we’d always know who’s fuck-up it was
and when they left
dragging their heels and heads
marching out my door silent as sad children
I rocked back on my chair
and wolf-grinned at the roof
cos I may not be going to heaven
but I’ll make a fucking dollar
and buy a leather seat in hell
usually by spending money that we won’t get back
and in this game
a team of dozers and dumptrucks
can piss thousands by the hour
first way is gutless;
just say nothing
or maybe sneer some caustic comments
and be an arsehole for a few days
make lives hard without saying it straight
weak
next way
old school
feels good and will kill you
is to just lose your shit
throw things
fire someone
get right up every cunt
make even the cleaner shake in her fucking boots
both those ways been tried and done
and never met a man who respected either one
the last way is cruellest;
sit ‘em down and start talking
work at it
tell ‘em you’re disappointed
tell ‘em you thought you had a good crew
tell ‘em what it makes you feel
be the let-down father figure
that’s the one that hurts
played that card today
"we all look like cunts right now"
"we get paid to do the job right"
"any fool off the fucking street could balls it up like we just did"
promised them I’d wear the heat from higher up
but we’d always know who’s fuck-up it was
and when they left
dragging their heels and heads
marching out my door silent as sad children
I rocked back on my chair
and wolf-grinned at the roof
cos I may not be going to heaven
but I’ll make a fucking dollar
and buy a leather seat in hell
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