My Umbrella

My dad once told me that in order to catch a bird, all I had to do was put a little salt on its tail.  It isn't though I didn't believe him; it’s just that I could never catch the bird in time to get the salt on.  This is irony, I added some because I thought that the bird had an important part in the tale.  Tweedledee put a water bucket on his head and said; does this make me look pale?  
 


Note to self: Please stop quoting Humpty Dumpty and Tweedledee in English Composition and Science papers – It will only confuse the professor as to which’s the idiot.