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[ Bedbug Billy ] Billy The Bedbug
Dum dum, doodly doo
Dum dum, dada dada
Dum dum
Let's rave!
Put your hands up in the air for that pest,
Billy the Bedbug!
Who heck is that you ask?
Shoulders you may shrug
Well, he's the baddest bedbug
to ever hit paint the town
since the maid forgot Room 302;
never did the turndown
Billy's a tiny critter with an awful bite
and enjoys partying on your back all night
While you sleep, him and his buddies creep
Creep creep
Beep beep beep
I say
Creep creep
Beep beep beep
I say, hey there Billy -
watcha doin' there on my belly
snackin' on my button
like it's peanut butter and jelly?
I say, hey there Billy -
watcha doin' there on my willy?
As if a skeeter on my peter
I might just whack it off
Uh oooooh
Oooooh no
I think one of your friends
Just crawled up the crack of my ass!
Dum dum, doodly doo
Dum dum, dada dada
Dum dum
Let's party!
Go Billy go go
Go Billy go go
Go Billy go go
Get outta my bed
Please let me get back to counting sheep
Beep beep
Creep creep creep
Beep beep
Creep creep creep
I say
Oh, Billy, won't you just go away?
At least until I check out for good
Then the room is all yours;
you're free to stay
Creep creep
Doodly doo
Beep beep
Dada dada
Dum Dum
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