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[ Bedbug Billy ] Billy The Bedbug

 
Dum dum, doodly doo  
Dum dum, dada dada  
Dum dum  
 
Let's rave!  
 
Put your hands up in the air for that pest,  
Billy the Bedbug!  
Who heck is that you ask?  
Shoulders you may shrug  
 
Well, he's the baddest bedbug  
to ever hit paint the town  
since the maid forgot Room 302;  
never did the turndown  
 
Billy's a tiny critter with an awful bite  
and enjoys partying on your back all night  
While you sleep, him and his buddies creep  
 
Creep creep  
Beep beep beep  
I say  
Creep creep  
Beep beep beep  
 
I say, hey there Billy -  
watcha doin' there on my belly  
snackin' on my button  
like it's peanut butter and jelly?  
 
I say, hey there Billy -  
watcha doin' there on my willy?  
As if a skeeter on my peter  
I might just whack it off  
 
Uh oooooh  
Oooooh no  
I think one of your friends  
Just crawled up the crack of my ass!  
 
Dum dum, doodly doo  
Dum dum, dada dada  
Dum dum  
 
Let's party!  
 
Go Billy go go
Go Billy go go
Go Billy go go  
Get outta my bed  
Please let me get back to counting sheep  
Beep beep  
Creep creep creep  
Beep beep  
Creep creep creep  
 
I say  
Oh, Billy, won't you just go away?  
At least until I check out for good  
Then the room is all yours;  
you're free to stay  
 
Creep creep  
Doodly doo  
Beep beep  
Dada dada  
Dum Dum  
 
 
Written by Magnetron
Published | Edited 12th Dec 2019
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