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Modern Shut-In
I got a comfy expensive black recliner
I got 2 cell phones, a kindle, a tablet, an ancient PC
I still even have a land line
I can get food delivered 24/7
I can even get sex delivered almost as fast as food, though I haven't tried that option yet
Basically I have all modern conveniences
Which is why I refer to myself as:
A modern Shut-In
I got 2 cell phones, a kindle, a tablet, an ancient PC
I still even have a land line
I can get food delivered 24/7
I can even get sex delivered almost as fast as food, though I haven't tried that option yet
Basically I have all modern conveniences
Which is why I refer to myself as:
A modern Shut-In
Published 25th Jul 2014
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25th Jul 2014 1:25pm
25th Jul 2014 2:03pm
I am compelled to re-evaluate my goals in life... Is there an alcohol delivery service in the states?
Always content to drop by here
Always content to drop by here
25th Jul 2014 11:38pm
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31st Jul 2014 6:22pm
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31st Jul 2014 7:41pm
Its just a humorous take on the new modern world where everything is available instantly
Nothing deep here, just irony
Nothing deep here, just irony
