What is Love

I was married once -
 He was a good dancer.
 My parents thought he would be a good provider.
 Being a jet pilot made him a good catch.

I was divorced once -
 We didn't talk,
 He played golf.
 I had affairs.

I was on my own once -
 Still am.
 Oh - there was Tree Trunk, Pencil Penis, Swivel Dick..
 Now there's electronics.

There's also Les
 The best for last.
 Serendipity.
 Caught in his cyclone - or invited?
  where nothing is a whisper.
 I hold on for dear life!
 I hold on to finally be loved.