anti western transformer

As soon as your mouth opens
My brain cells start dying
As all five senses are bombarded by the shite that oozes out of your jaw without trying
My main question to you, is how did you make it this far in life?
Because if I was your doctor
I would have slipped with the surgical knife
So that’s fine
Stand there and lecture me on how important it is we fight real world issues
Like the illuminati and how 9/11 was an inside job
And I’ll continue to nod
As everyone else in the room starts to detest every fibre in your body too
But you just don’t have a clue
You’re quite content to rant about the impending world war with Russia
Even though I had to tell you that Crimea is a place
And not the first 3 words of the title of a Justin Timberlake track
But I’ll take it back
I mean, Jellyfish don’t have brains
And they’ve been on the planet for 650 million years
So maybe there is hope for you.
But you embrace your lack of grey matter
Thinking it adds to your personality or general swagger
But people aren’t laughing with you
They’re not even laughing
It’s a half laugh half cry that says
Oh god
I have to share oxygen with this collection of cells and atoms
Which just so happens to form a Homo Sapien
And there is nothing more depressing than that.
No amount of dead pets or corrupted save files
Could bring me as much sadness
As the realisation that you and I are at the same stage of evolution
Now that makes it sound as if I’m just being a dick
But it’s not your stupidity that makes me tick
It’s your ignorance
The fact that every tweet this week
Is a treat to read.
Such classics as
“I’m not racist but…”
and
“Oh my god I just can’t even”
The fact you care more about what dress Shannon is wearing to the club
Or how many times Chris goes to the fucking gym
Instead of looking in the mirror and thinking
What the fuck am I doing with my life
Why am I just an empty shell
A vacant cocoon
In which a butterfly didn’t emerge
Just the same caterpillar
Still worrying about how it’s gonna survive in the world
If it spends half it’s time lying about its life and its friends
And the other half wishing that Harry Styles might like its instagram photo
Do whatever makes you happy
Unless that’s being an ignorant obnoxious fuckwit
With nothing of worth to everyone and everything around you
Polluting the air ways with your “facts”
About polish migrant workers and muslims
Combining their forces of terror
Like some kind of anti western transformer
Just
Fucking
Stop
Don’t talk
Just listen
Just read
Just do anything of worthwhile value
Except talk to me
Because I’m fucking bored of you now.