The Jolly Green Giant

The Jolly Green Giant came through with a blunt

He sat down on my floor and he rolled the green up

And he puffed and he puffed 'til we couldn't see snuff

'Til the air was all gray and the green was all done

Our minds got to racing when the sky got all starry
So he lit up another and he told me a story

He said, "I know that you're poor but one day you'll be rich,
so long as you keep a sac tight in your fist,

you can do anything with green smoke in your midst."

Then it got quiet but The Jolly Green Giant

He taught me about history and music and science

He taught me of love and he taught me of life

Then he got down on one knee and asked me to be his wife

So we sat in a haze of kisses and laughter
Me and The Jolly Green Giant lived happily ever after
Written by NikkiNarcotic
Published | Edited 6th Nov 2013
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