It's My Early Birthday

Five days before my birthday and I want the world
I want a golden phone to prank call Fidel Castro
I want an american bald eagle to finally be American
I want to be Batman (Superman can suck my dick)
I want there to be no borders and have the world live in fucking peace for once
I want a certain someone to be in my bed waiting for me  
I want a poem about me for once
I want my dad back, so stop being a prick God
I want some damn privacy
I want it legalized
I want a small cake for myself
My demands are simple....