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.:The M2TheEL Baja Transporter:.

 
Pull up a chair; we’ll review right here
Focus on some facts while we drink root beer
Paper clips replacing solder? Yeah, we took a chance
That’s what one does when you’ve spent up the advance
This patchwork of peanut butter turned destined to run amuck
We calculated, verified, this craft was nip & tuck
But the gears didn’t mesh; we’re thinking it’s the crank
Pistons sounding funny another trip to the bank
The 4x4 rubber, now all four have a flat
Goodyear, Goodrich; bad break with all that

So we’ll ride on the rims, pull it with some rope
Mirror our frustration and inhale some more hope
Energize the rubber ducks, insert the air they need
Glue back their beaks, take a bath; try to breathe
When dry no lie we’ll approach this thing again
Can’t be that hard, if it is? That’s a sin

With a can of hairspray will silicon the coil
Heat up every ice tray, keep ‘em at a boil
The backup coolant; it just don’t pass the test
Rags, towels, toilet paper need to wipe the mess
So prompt some ‘ol blue eyes, it’s back to the lab
ML’s Baja Transport, what uh money grab



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Madame Lavender’s DU Competition “The Mad Inventor”
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