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"Label"
Serpent, weasel, snake
cock, penis, meat stick
sausage, wiener, bratwurst
pecker, dork, prick
Gagger, cumgun, stick shift
peter, rigid rider, hot dog
fuck rod, love muscle, main vein
beaver basher, popsicle, pink hog
Pedro, baby maker, member
third leg, skin flute, dong
tool, wanger, bonaphone
whoopie stick, bone cone, schlong
Candlestick, quiver bone, wand
fat frank, manhood, tube steak
cocksicle, lizard, knob
beef whistle, dingus, trouser snake
Pied Piper, Johnson, Twinkie
wang doodle, rod of thunder, joystick
banana, shaft, pickle
hanging organ, rump thumper, dick
Label it what you will
Mine, a best friend since I was a boy
This satisfying appendage
My fucking pride and joy
*August 27, 2013*
Published 5th Jun 2014
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5th Jun 2014 6:38am
this is the first thing that came to mind
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
gave me a much needed laugh this morning Sir. enjoyed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
gave me a much needed laugh this morning Sir. enjoyed.
5th Jun 2014 3:26pm
Holy shit! That's hilarious! Thank you, Ms K. :D Love the lyrics.
When I first seen that meat-mobile, I thought, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
Always a pleasure to know you enjoyed a few laughs. :)
When I first seen that meat-mobile, I thought, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
Always a pleasure to know you enjoyed a few laughs. :)
5th Jun 2014 6:53am
5th Jun 2014 3:29pm
Yes, Ms Rain. It has, does, and will. :)
Glad to know you enjoyed it.
Thank you.
XO
Glad to know you enjoyed it.
Thank you.
XO
5th Jun 2014 11:31am
5th Jun 2014 3:30pm
Anonymous
5th Jun 2014 6:38pm
Uh. . .you forgot
"Fuck rod, throbber, bobber,
jack hammer, fuck stick, and
'lil Vegas"
;). . .other than that, good one!. . .xo, Devlin.
"Fuck rod, throbber, bobber,
jack hammer, fuck stick, and
'lil Vegas"
;). . .other than that, good one!. . .xo, Devlin.
LOL! Ms Devlin, I failed to list those and many more. :D
Thank you. I like your style! :) xo
Edit: Uh, 'fuck rod' was listed. :D
Thank you. I like your style! :) xo
Edit: Uh, 'fuck rod' was listed. :D
Anonymous
6th Jun 2014 7:55am
Oh, yeah, it was. Scratch "fuck rod" instead use "slender pole". . .hope that's better. xo, Devlin.
6th Jun 2014 1:17am
6th Jun 2014 1:28am
