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"Label"
Serpent, weasel, snake
cock, penis, meat stick
sausage, wiener, bratwurst
pecker, dork, prick
Gagger, cumgun, stick shift
peter, rigid rider, hot dog
fuck rod, love muscle, main vein
beaver basher, popsicle, pink hog
Pedro, baby maker, member
third leg, skin flute, dong
tool, wanger, bonaphone
whoopie stick, bone cone, schlong
Candlestick, quiver bone, wand
fat frank, manhood, tube steak
cocksicle, lizard, knob
beef whistle, dingus, trouser snake
Pied Piper, Johnson, Twinkie
wang doodle, rod of thunder, joystick
banana, shaft, pickle
hanging organ, rump thumper, dick
Label it what you will
Mine, a best friend since I was a boy
This satisfying appendage
My fucking pride and joy
*August 27, 2013*
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