"Ode"

          
          
 Her name is Sammy
 Oh, her slim lines rule
 She's always ready to communicate
 Doesn't mind when I talk dirty
      
 She's fast and easy
 Responds to my softest touch
 Manipulate the proper digits and
 Mmmm, direct connection
    
 We hook-up every day
 Typically responds best when she is held close
 Heats up while giving or receiving
 Sparks fly when wet

 Easy to ring her bell
 If engaged in sex, condoms optional
 Two-way, three-way or multi-partner, just ask
 Sexting and adult photos, she's a pro

 A genuine beauty, but
 press the wrong button and get cut off
 She has left me hanging and
 Dropped me a few times

 But she always takes my calls
 A damn fine specimen
 Sammy
 Can you hear me now
            
 **Ode to my Samsung Smartphone**
          
          
 *December 3, 2013*