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Sleep Tight
I totally humped your pillow.
Weird right?
No special reason really.....
maybe it's a character flaw of mine
humping unsuspecting peoples pillows
just for kicks, or maybe I'm sick?
who knows.....
but I humped it...
shitty, soft, no support pillow
once I was on it I'll admit I felt like a weirdo
but I kept going...hell, I was already there
why not hump my way to the finish line,
I'm busy doing my thing and I can
hear your neighbors talk about their begonias
through your open window
honestly that was crazy part, trying to concentrate
on what I'm doing and listen to their growing technics,
trippy to say the least....
and for the record
I didn't really like it per say
but I knew you would hate it
so I did it a few more times
I also wiped a booger on your nightstand
and your dresser.
Ta-Ta!!
Weird right?
No special reason really.....
maybe it's a character flaw of mine
humping unsuspecting peoples pillows
just for kicks, or maybe I'm sick?
who knows.....
but I humped it...
shitty, soft, no support pillow
once I was on it I'll admit I felt like a weirdo
but I kept going...hell, I was already there
why not hump my way to the finish line,
I'm busy doing my thing and I can
hear your neighbors talk about their begonias
through your open window
honestly that was crazy part, trying to concentrate
on what I'm doing and listen to their growing technics,
trippy to say the least....
and for the record
I didn't really like it per say
but I knew you would hate it
so I did it a few more times
I also wiped a booger on your nightstand
and your dresser.
Ta-Ta!!
Published 17th May 2014
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17th May 2014 2:46am
Anonymous
17th May 2014 8:11am
Loved the irony of it!
17th May 2014 8:19am
Woow! This was so hillarious...i love the tone..I read it in such amusement just encapsulated!
I love just how honest it is & all the details!
It was so vivid i saw it happening, wasn't even expecting it.
Really Good!!!
I love just how honest it is & all the details!
It was so vivid i saw it happening, wasn't even expecting it.
Really Good!!!
Anonymous
- Edited 17th May 2014 8:41pm
17th May 2014 8:25pm
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17th May 2014 9:39pm
Nikki, you're the flippin' bomb! :) This was so damn entertaining, I could see you humping, clearly....lol.... Xo ta-ta.....
20th May 2014 12:18pm
