"Name"

              
Who decided female genitals
should be associated
with the feline species
How do they relate
         
Taco or pink taco, understandable
Clam or oyster, not a stretch
Camel toe or beaver, we get it
         
But, pussy and kitty
What the hell
How about a nice big hot cup of
Shut the fuck up
Kitty and pussy, no

Ever seen a cat resembling a vagina
Know of any kitten that looks like a slit
Are there any felines with fur
which look or feel like pubes
Have you viewed, smelled or tasted
a cat and thought, coochie
Didn't think so

But wait
when one examines
behavioral commonalities
of women and felines
this association comes into focus

Try giving commands to a cat
Make an attempt to herd two or more in one direction
Watch as they do what they damn please
Typically ignoring you and everything you say

Occasionally purring and lifting their tail
Warming your lap and enjoying your touch
But only when they are in the perfect fucking mood
According to their desire, their clock, not yours

Snuggling with you on their schedule
Tolerating you only for pleasure
Then running away because they can
Sharp claws, or double edged attitudes leave open wounds

So, there it is
vaginas, their owners
share common traits with felines

Hell, many of these characteristics
could just as easily be associated with men

One must also consider
males routinely have their genitals labeled as
Cock *game rooster that fucks and fights at every opportunity*
Prick *make a small hole, pointed object, arrogant idiot*
Sausage *minced meat, spice and lard from a 'pig' encased in skin*

What is in a name
Every fucking thing