Welcome to the Madness

Welcome to the madness,
God is in aisle 5 ready to assist  with any and all problems,
Expect for anything related or pertaining to faith, murder, sex, doubt and/or stress.
God is not really GOD,
We found him in a sewer and offered her a job,
God, not being omnipotent and all, is only available on Tuesdays at 07:00.

Welcome to the madness,
Your seat is next to the dead bodies,
But behind the red,
Yet not quite in front of the sky.

Welcome to the MaDneSs,
Sheeps are not allowed to roam the streets after 15:00 due to them being vastly inf...
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Sheeps are under strict curfew due to the sheep eating viruses being active during the hours of 15 to 6.
Sheeps, Moosen, Oxes and Peoples are all equals and deserve equal rights,
No matter what the costs...
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WelComeee to the MadNESSES,
Where the grass is truly greener on the other side due to physiological reasons,
Where the food always tastes like peas, potatoes and gravy,
And where the sky is always behind you,
Unless it rains.

WeLComme to da MadNess,
Morning starts at 12:00 and ends at 16:59,
Evening starts at 17:00 and ends at 17:30
Afternoon starts at 17:31 and ends at 11:59.

Wlceome ot het madness,
Bullets don't kill,
Knives don't stab,
Wounds don't bleed,
Might as well be a dream.

Escape?
Got a rope?
Survival?
Unknown.
Where am I?!
Welcome to life!