I'm breathing a little steam today
Forgive me if you get burned.
I don't mean to seem angry
But at least your heads have turned.
This dragon here can speak your language
And has a few things on its mind
Just a few requests from you and
I'll return the favor in kind.
I don't sit upon piles of gold,
I'm just not into that stuff.
All I ask is for honest critique
When my words are full of fluff.