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"When"
others say
'Silence is golden'
It is because they have never
endured its painful emotional effects
someone says, 'I slept like a baby'
You may bet your ass, they have no kids
a rude inquirer asks your age
try asking this, 'What is your IQ'
a person brags, 'I'm a talented
multitasker'
tell them, 'Oh, so you can simultaneously
type, talk and piss people off'
your coworker states
'I am a strict *vegetarian*'
reply, 'Big deal, that's an old Cherokee word for *poor hunter*'
a guy told me
'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit'
I said, 'You belong to a large group
incapable of its proper application
As such, you will always suffer'
some jackass asks, 'What is your weight'
say this, 'One pound, that's fifteen ounces
more than the total weight of your brain'
a discourteous dude fails to
hold the door for a lady
I quip, 'Enjoy your miserable day'
people, of any age
demonstrate juvenile rudeness
I ask, 'Do you have a curfew,
does your mommy still make you
eat all of your vegetables'
considering the definition
for PC, I look within
as it applies to me
Properly Crazy
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