With regret our affair is off

We have had fun together
In sun and in bad weather
Comfortably in bed
You often gave me head

I entered your vagina
I've never felt one finer
We talk about what's on the news
And found we had similar views

Regretfully in spite of all this joy
Your company I've ceased to enjoy
With your pets you are obsessed
They are always there when I'm a guest

I'm sick and tired of sharing you
With cats and dogs and the kangaroo
When we cuddle down in your pad
The feel of fur, not skin, drives me mad

When we're fucking hammer and tongs
Dogs tongue on my balls must be wrong
So I must leave you with your pets
I hope our time together bring no regrets