Scary

I sleep with feet uncovered
Hanging off the edge
Cuz I'm way scarier
Than that bitch under the bed

The bastard in the closet
Might be frightening for you
But you should see him shake
Whenever i walk through

The one under the stairs
Might be creepy with one dead eye
But if i go past
That little fucker starts to cry

So like i tell my kid
Although i can look pretty sweet
I'm the scariest damn monster
You will ever meet.