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sensa

It seemed like a whole year was wasted,

being irritated at these people inflating and deflating

Try Sensa, get a free months supply

then you read the fine print and you have to return the

unused portion and pay for what did get used

and fight for hours over the telephone to get

your name off of the automatic billing of your credit card

Well, it is all gone, as fast as it came

it went

So I googled for some news about what happened,

and what happened, is first the state of California

won a lawsuit against them for 900,000 dollars

regarding deceptive advertising,

which is peanuts, but then the next whammy was the

Feds stepped in and fined them 24.5 million dollars

which is starting to be some real cash

Plus, they are not allowed to advertise until they submit two

'real' studies showing evidence of weight loss.

You see, the studies they touted, were run by the company itself,

and did not follow scientific protocol.  They also advertised

that they actually did have a 'peer reviewed' study in a certain scientific journal, but that scientific journal, in court , stated nope, they dont have any articles printed by us!

Well, just in case you are wondering how you can now enjoy the internet again, without fat people shrinking into sleek bodies,

the answer is 'Obama Did it'
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