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GASTRONOMIC OFFENSES
CRUNCH! CHOMP! SLURP! GULP! POP!
a horrid cacophony
gnawing on my ears
a horrid cacophony
gnawing on my ears
Published 16th Jan 2014
| Edited 21st Mar 2016
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16th Jan 2014 6:50am
16th Jan 2014 6:54am
I'm pretty hard on my kids about it and I might be a tad overly sensitive. Popping gum OMG!! I start to shake :)
16th Jan 2014 7:05am
funny, we'll put them next to the on the plane, bus, train, loud, my life is a god damn soap opera everyone wants to here cell phone talkers in an updated version of the inferno
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Anonymous
17th Jan 2014 5:02am
Laughed out loud even as I cringed...
17th Jan 2014 7:07am
I am glad you like it, PM! My brother used to claim that he must chew with his mouth open because he couldn't otherwise taste the food...Yeah right!
