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.:Sex, Love & Bicycles:.

 
 
Sex?

I once read where an unleashed heathen
How she was asking no one in particular…
What was the right age to commence “doing ‘em”?
You know, like screwing ‘em?
I was thinking that question was kinda gay; way past cliché  
A balloon allowed to float that would soon have to pay  
Popping fresh.   Earning itself more than a… “You don’t say?”
Like asking… “When is the best time to begin riding a bicycle?”

The ANSWER?
When your feet can reach the pedals
With some saying…one doesn’t have to learn
Meaning by them it should come naturally
I’m thinking it’s a case wherein theoretically
One might just have to climb on. Maybe have a spotter or two
Although bike riding technically is a solo endeavor
One taking a little skill with sometimes the occasional waiver

Moreover with sex, its like once you feel it… All you have to do is bet & get it
Then you have to pet & wet it
Then… you have to… learn to get at it even more clever!!

At least most the time…

This is what I’ve heard alotta “experts” say
They were smiling but…they weren’t playing
Saying they were into doing it or having it done habitually
From twerking to jerking, getting it done shrewdly
Whatever was working & working smoothly

Don’t know, can’t say. I’m not an expert…
I like to think I’m still learning, also
I like to think sex goes “hand-in-glove” with one’s yearning
Each excursion through completion trying to keep the retainer proud
Trying to modulate, not have ‘em scream too loud
Having ‘em scream just loud enough
While knowing the difference between…soft-sensitive and
what’s too rough

The Balancing Out of them sums of that good stuff

Which brings me to…who says its gotta be maxed out to two people?
As long as everyone and everything comes away equal
I’m thinking… maybe one or more can surely take the tour
just know what you’re doing so you don’t come away bored… and
sometimes, it just might be about what one can afford

Finally, we are talking sex, not making LOVE!!!
See, making love is a different animal, like that $5000.00 bicycle
The one you only pedal in the yard. That hole card
Makes you crazy happy though the ride at times can be hard
That, and in its brevity is that… you don't get to go too far
Yet having sex is like that rental bike on loan at the beach. The annoying thing is
when them bikes have them pedals;
the kind that you can’t reach.

And if you might’ve heard different
Then, I oblige you to teach; c’mon now
preach.
Written by kriticool
Published | Edited 5th Jan 2014
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