Santa Baby

Dearest Santa


Any chance we could cut a deal?

I know,

I'm leaving it kind of late on this festive eve
and I'm not sure you make changes in
the naughty or nice book at this late stage.


How about, and I'm only throwing it out there
you know, thinking outside of the box slightly
so have an open mind..


Maybe you could save my humble house till last
and maybe after riding that sleigh all night and
being tired and all, you would let me have the
pleasure of riding you?  

ok, ok I know it's a lot to ask, but I would provide
cookies and milk for afters.


what you say?
would that get me on your nice list?


I will be waiting


your humble(and very obedient)servant.