If I had a dollar

If I had a dollar for every time  
I watched you
I would be a rich man
like Bill Gobledeegoo
 
If I had a dollar  
for every time  
I got within fifty feet of you
I would have five hundred dollars
I would take you out to eat War Shu Guy
'N shop for a ring to buy
 
If I had a dollar for every time  
I brushed against your skirt
and you said,  
"Thats a little too close"
I would have fifty dollars
I could buy a bag of gardening dirt
and some flower seeds
and plant a garden
to express my needs
 
If I had a dollar  
for every time we hugged
I would have five dollars
though you pushed me away and said
"Nasty  Pervert" yet you were smiling
I would rent us the movie, "the shining"
 
If I had a dollar for every time we kissed
I would have one dollar
I would save it to remember my one moment of bliss
 
If I had a dollar for every night with you
I wouldn't have a dollar
Its true, so true
 
but baby, I hope that you will hear  
baby, I want to make this very clear
I want a dollar with you