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The Ballad of Cunning Lingus

I have written a series about this little dwarf with the massive dick who seduces women left and right. He usually achieves this by by walking under their tables in public places and 'surprising' them..

This is the first episode so if you don't like it please say so and I'll publish no more. On the other hand.....

He’s a clever little bugger, though he’s less than three feet tall,
When it comes to pulling women he can usually screw them all,
He walks beneath their tables his tongue is to the fore,
Two sucks and a lick will do the trick and leave them wanting more!

They look down in amazement they can’t believe their eyes
To see his little head a-bobbing between their silky thighs,
‘You dirty little bastard’ they say then gently smile,
‘Well, don’t stop, get on with it and I’ll see you in a while,’

Then it’s home and to the bedroom and the questions they all ask,
‘Is your dick a midget one? And: Can it do the task?’
His answer, with a flourish, is to pull the bastard out,
One foot long his manly prong and very, very stout!

He sucks them and he bucks them ‘til they explode in fits,
He has to reach above his head and hang on to their tits,
And when at last it’s over and they’re groaning on the floor,
He simply pulls his trousers on and goes to look for more!
Written by blocat
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