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"The Clencher."
So my wife walks-up/or what they
say to be,
"Politically Correct,"
now; "Significant Other."
But, "Fuck that," I'm an individual
and can think for myself.
So my wife walks up to me and says,
"Baby, I'm hurting. My body aches.
From the top all the way to my feet
What's wrong?"
And me, being the Man that I am,
(Comes easy to do it so well),
takes her into my arms and says,
"It'll be Ok," You're sick right
now with a virus, your arms are
not feeling alright or your chest
or your legs, neither is your head
right, right now."
And she slapped me on the arm,
(my good one)
And I was like, "What?" And then she
said, "I'll give you," to which I
quickly and advantageously interrupted
and interjected with, "Head?" And that
there was the clencher
Moral of the story: No matter how sincere
or how slick you try to say it, something
effed-up usually still doesn't come across
the right way but with just the rightly
placed sexual-innuendo, everythings alright
say to be,
"Politically Correct,"
now; "Significant Other."
But, "Fuck that," I'm an individual
and can think for myself.
So my wife walks up to me and says,
"Baby, I'm hurting. My body aches.
From the top all the way to my feet
What's wrong?"
And me, being the Man that I am,
(Comes easy to do it so well),
takes her into my arms and says,
"It'll be Ok," You're sick right
now with a virus, your arms are
not feeling alright or your chest
or your legs, neither is your head
right, right now."
And she slapped me on the arm,
(my good one)
And I was like, "What?" And then she
said, "I'll give you," to which I
quickly and advantageously interrupted
and interjected with, "Head?" And that
there was the clencher
Moral of the story: No matter how sincere
or how slick you try to say it, something
effed-up usually still doesn't come across
the right way but with just the rightly
placed sexual-innuendo, everythings alright
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