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Tilted Kilt
Although I’m not Scottish
I sometimes like to wear
a kilt
because it’s the only
way a man can keep
his cool
in public
I sometimes like to wear
a kilt
because it’s the only
way a man can keep
his cool
in public
Published 31st Oct 2013
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31st Oct 2013 11:48pm
Hahahaha! Right on, man. Never did wear a kilt myself, but damn they do look comfortable. Maybe I oughtta give my stinking loincloth a rest for a time & invest in something a touch classier, yet still with that bad-ass, I-don't-give-a-damn aura that only kilts have. Love the wit, Jaime. Very "cool" poem.
2nd Nov 2013 3:41am
1st Nov 2013 00:10am
There's an old saying,
which I've just made up,
that says men in kilts
should never use stilts...
love the poem...
which I've just made up,
that says men in kilts
should never use stilts...
love the poem...
2nd Nov 2013 3:42am
just don't polish the tips
of your shoes to a brilliant
shine, or else...trouble...
of your shoes to a brilliant
shine, or else...trouble...
1st Nov 2013 4:02am
LMAO!! Awesome! Subtle, tongue-in-cheek humor!
Really enjoyed this one, my Friend!
Really enjoyed this one, my Friend!
2nd Nov 2013 3:43am
My dear Enchantress, there's nothing
funny about this poem, I am deadly
serious....;)
funny about this poem, I am deadly
serious....;)
2nd Nov 2013 3:46am
Sure! Whatever you say!
Promise you'll post a pic as your profile avatar??
Promise you'll post a pic as your profile avatar??
2nd Nov 2013 3:48am
2nd Nov 2013 3:02pm
You first made me smile and
bubble over with laughter
nanoseconds later.
That's such an
enjoyable poem!
bubble over with laughter
nanoseconds later.
That's such an
enjoyable poem!
2nd Nov 2013 6:13pm
2nd Nov 2013 9:49pm
