If I Had A Dollar For Everytime...

Poet police oh poet police
please come to my aid
for I am offended by the word of another
in these waters I want you to wade
I write erotic verse on occasion
but how dare someone suggest
they get turned on by my words
that kind of nonsense is only for the birds!

I make suggestive comments in forums and in comments in response
but these uncouth perverts well they take the cake
so let me share their moronic tales of lust
enough objections and KABOOM they will turn to rust

Now I will ignore how many indecent works of art
have been passed down through the years
some even created in desperation
over countless number of beers

How about a rap group like N.W.A being nominated for Rock Hall of Fame
or Prince and "Darling "Nikki" during his "Purple Rain" reign
Nine Inch Nails used the "f" word even after Tipper Gore's tirade
got Frank Zappa worked up in defending music's stage

So poet police dear poet police
come step up to the plate
with my sensibilities and political correctness
in such a fragile state
out one and all who dare to tell me
about their arousal and their states
just ban them from expression
stop their presence quickly for the world just can't wait!
Written by JAZZMANOR
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