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Best Friends
I was considering
Marrying my penis
I figured it was
The right thing to do
After all we’ve been through
Together
Then something changed
Like one of those
Epiphanies or
Moments of clarity
And I thought
That little bastard
Has continually
Screwed me over
So I said to myself
Nah – fuck it
He won’t mind
Besides
We both have
Commitment issues
Let’s go out
And celebrate
Come on
Big fella
Marrying my penis
I figured it was
The right thing to do
After all we’ve been through
Together
Then something changed
Like one of those
Epiphanies or
Moments of clarity
And I thought
That little bastard
Has continually
Screwed me over
So I said to myself
Nah – fuck it
He won’t mind
Besides
We both have
Commitment issues
Let’s go out
And celebrate
Come on
Big fella
Published 9th Oct 2013
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9th Oct 2013 7:59pm
At least you have someone to talk to :-)!
So he has his very own head, hasn't he?
A witty poem, S.
So he has his very own head, hasn't he?
A witty poem, S.
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