The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants -  The Golden Shower

The cleansing power of a golden shower must be overrated,
If they must include an order of food it does not get me elated.
It’s an english sign, I can read it fine; the premise is well stated.
But who do they think will eat or drink now that it is translated?

I’m not unkind, there’s a frame of mind, someone’s off their rocker.
Their marketing man, has a hell of a plan.  He must be a gifted talker.
If they can pull this off we shouldn’t scoff, but it would be a shocker.
If it survives, I’ll have lived five lives and be hobbling in my walker.